February 2012
meatmodel:
what is so silly about a goose
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british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you wanna make friendship
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if you were a high school student, what would you want to see on a bi-weekly broadcast?
me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
소변 축축한 잡초 엉덩이 뺨을 애니메이션의 음경
laughinghieroglyphic:
ghostkid:
korean is such a pretty language to look at written out
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we have the best school lunches during black history month
dukeofnines:
little known fact i also dance when soy sauce is poured on me
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my room isn’t messy it’s modern art
i’m afraid to have a really good picture of myself because WHAT IF SOMEONE DOESN’T RECOGNIZE ME
good night i have to transform into my superhero alter ego now
i have no self-control why am i following fuckyeahsexycars i don’t even care about cars
beyoncebeytwice:
the hunger games
what you post on the internet stays on the internet
– my grandmother’s motto (via thatsmoderatelyraven)
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GOOD NIGHT
no1canstopus:
why do people say ”tuna fish” when they don’t say ”beef mammal” or ”chicken bird”?
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Mom: you're all dressed up, where are you going?
Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture.
throwing “i apologize” onto the end of something sounds much creepier with you use grammar
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ok i just have to say this
this sounds really dumb but my favorite part about being on an improv team is being friends with people i really admire ok i just had to get that out somewhere
gossipgran:
nucleur:
gossipgran and meatmodel 69’d on cam for me once but they whipped out a HUGE strap on and it got weird
sorry im allergic 2 corn
dadfather:
when i buy a house i will have a room called the Puppy Room and it will be overflowing with labrador puppies
meatmodel:
1612th wears cheetah print clothing pass it on
falls in love with spaghetti
marries spaghetti
goes to jail for eating spouse
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keep-qualm replied to your post: something about last meals makes me sad like for a…
u need 2 get ur head chekked cuz thts messed UP
I KNOW i mean they go back to serial killers in my head i don’t want to give them stuffed animals and hugs or anything
something about last meals makes me sad like for a few seconds in my head they aren’t serial killers they’re just little kids