1. 20:35 23rd Jul 2014

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    plasticbagvevo:

    when your friends joke about something you’re really sensitive about

    image

     
  2. 04:47

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    golgibodies:

    texting someone new is always weird.

    like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis? 

    it’s terrifying 

     
  3. 04:46

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    ashestoashesjc:

    I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday. 

     
  4. 04:46

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    uusui:

    c0rnmuffins:

    uusui:

    emma-relille-tunger:

    uusui:

    iceland is scary

    are those giant marshmallows

    we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

    Seriously though what the fuck are those

    we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

     
  5. 04:45

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    jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

    jamescannotfly:

    nostopdasgay:

    everets:

    Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

    holy shit

    Please tell me that was an intentional pun

     
  6. 17:16 22nd Jul 2014

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    jesseplnkmvn:

    today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

    (Source: markkruffalo)

     
  7. 17:15

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    ratchet-trolls:

    t-angy:

    t-angy:

    what do random people drink from

    a stRAWR xD

    im in pain 

     
  8. 17:14

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  9. 17:13

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    littlebitoftroyler:

    restlesslyaspiring:

    fucking-tom-hiddleston:

    k-lionheart:

    continualsanitynotlikely:

    If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseimage

    And wear it to the nearest major city 

    SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

    YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

    COME ON PEOPLE SIGNAL BOOST

    Note this NOW!!!!

    (Source: bodtassbitch)

     
  10. 17:12

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    joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

    thediaryofacynic:

    holyfrackles:

    #crowley’s life is hard yo

    Is he doing a hand gun omg

    He’s Crowley. you should have know that

    (Source: bangalchristo)